They call me Phe Phe and I am just your average everyday extraordinarily, ordinary 20 something wannabe, punk rocking prom king that spends my days sleepwalking on my spaceship. I wear my heart on my sleeve like a disease, and also I suffer from a chronic case of word vomit syndrome. I burp really loud but I always say excuse me, I cuss like a sailor and drink like a fish, I fear no man and I trust no bitch. I binge eat because I’m a gluttonous cunt. My attention span is short due to my A.D.D., and I’m easily distracted by beautiful & shiny things. I have this freakish obsession with penguins, and I’ve been told I’m a genius. I’m the world record holder with a high score of two gazillion in Mario Kart. I suckerpunched Ali, outsmarted Einstein, and I even outsuperfreaked Rick James. Music saved my life and it’s my soul purpose to be alive. Britney Spears is a fucking pop goddess and if you say otherwise your not being honest. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers are everything to me cause anything is possible if you just believe. I eat a can of Dole pineapples everyday, cause I’m convinced it keeps the doctor away. Jose Cuervo is one of my very best friends, add in some fistpumping and let the good times begin. I’m addicted to Mountain Dew Baja Blast, and if I died tomorrow I’d choose eggrolls to be the meal I have last. I blog about sex, drugs, and Rock&Roll. When you free your mind you’ll let your soul glow. I party, I bullshit, I fucking rock. So in other words I’m the dopest mother fucker on the whole damn block. It’s Morphin Time BitchesTumblr (3.0; @morphintimebitches)http://morphintimebitches.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ebae182252fc7c29cbe337c27d24448d/tumblr_mfvrctN6Ng1re8qdgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://morphintimebitches.tumblr.com/post/50478007275http://morphintimebitches.tumblr.com/post/50478007275Wed, 15 May 2013 01:00:50 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/07bdf8f4f46e2b572daf82c262727063/tumblr_micqnz8lN01qe1wtxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://morphintimebitches.tumblr.com/post/50139548470http://morphintimebitches.tumblr.com/post/50139548470Fri, 10 May 2013 23:40:20 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8j7u4yeVA1qdjguqo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://morphintimebitches.tumblr.com/post/50138568988http://morphintimebitches.tumblr.com/post/50138568988Fri, 10 May 2013 23:26:20 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md663kaLlV1qdmi06o1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fluxthepolice.tumblr.com/post/35760851922/elephant-kush-tumblr-com" target="_blank"> </a></p>http://morphintimebitches.tumblr.com/post/50138520667http://morphintimebitches.tumblr.com/post/50138520667Fri, 10 May 2013 23:25:38 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ebf7973da00b4f654d47424b56b85970/tumblr_mmk3cvH4AG1qibuduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://morphintimebitches.tumblr.com/post/50138370535http://morphintimebitches.tumblr.com/post/50138370535Fri, 10 May 2013 23:23:30 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5dafe3f37b6d30b41125e1fc2dec9cf6/tumblr_mf4nswjt831rse6cro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://morphintimebitches.tumblr.com/post/50138210532http://morphintimebitches.tumblr.com/post/50138210532Fri, 10 May 2013 23:21:14 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8vzstMUA21rpqximo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://morphintimebitches.tumblr.com/post/50137096913http://morphintimebitches.tumblr.com/post/50137096913Fri, 10 May 2013 23:05:40 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/323b132ea5effac3e0acd625da21ceb9/tumblr_mgooy4VnF11qzmsjjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://greenskyblueflowers.tumblr.com/post/50125213209/meow" target="_blank"> </a></p>http://morphintimebitches.tumblr.com/post/50136175218http://morphintimebitches.tumblr.com/post/50136175218Fri, 10 May 2013 22:53:02 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c25e965c11e49826f298f161e3f5bb3b/tumblr_mmecdnacCf1rgetbio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://morphintimebitches.tumblr.com/post/50136003713http://morphintimebitches.tumblr.com/post/50136003713Fri, 10 May 2013 22:50:41 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1be374fb7c1f59286257aea67aed32ae/tumblr_mftokvfNTn1rkz07io1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://morphintimebitches.tumblr.com/post/49983858190http://morphintimebitches.tumblr.com/post/49983858190Wed, 08 May 2013 22:35:52 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxjkmb5tGI1qzrglpo1_400.png"/><br/><br/>http://morphintimebitches.tumblr.com/post/49983845204http://morphintimebitches.tumblr.com/post/49983845204Wed, 08 May 2013 22:35:43 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e9c55b9ef3ae0eff77abd17cecd60fe7/tumblr_mg64batbZn1r5nazlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://morphintimebitches.tumblr.com/post/49983813197http://morphintimebitches.tumblr.com/post/49983813197Wed, 08 May 2013 22:35:20 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/571978c8b8559b287a9472b7b9fbf954/tumblr_mme4m4GYFa1r3mhgwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://morphintimebitches.tumblr.com/post/49977152419http://morphintimebitches.tumblr.com/post/49977152419Wed, 08 May 2013 21:17:14 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ff79db02a737de8605fc7c517a2e22a0/tumblr_mmfqlpV1Fs1rnqouso1_500.png"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/gurbirgrewal" target="_blank">Halloween II</a></p> </blockquote>http://morphintimebitches.tumblr.com/post/49919700902http://morphintimebitches.tumblr.com/post/49919700902Wed, 08 May 2013 02:56:27 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_masycemLkS1rhusy5o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theresanainit.tumblr.com/post/49887381454" target="_blank">theresanainit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://knowledgehurts.tumblr.com/post/49885156576/iamerinlee-willowjaden-wonderland" target="_blank">knowledgehurts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iamerinlee.tumblr.com/post/49861588907/willowjaden-wonderland-caramelambitions" target="_blank">iamerinlee</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://willowjaden-wonderland.tumblr.com/post/39151526982/caramelambitions-kiss-the-gun-moriahjoy94" target="_blank">willowjaden-wonderland</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://caramelambitions.tumblr.com/post/39091204398/kiss-the-gun-moriahjoy94-zorada" target="_blank">caramelambitions</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kiss-the-gun.tumblr.com/post/32538082125/moriahjoy94-zorada-sugarplumsandgunshots" target="_blank">kiss-the-gun</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://moriahjoy94.tumblr.com/post/32526146854/zorada-sugarplumsandgunshots-i-really-enjoy" target="_blank">moriahjoy94</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://zorada.tumblr.com/post/32448050881/sugarplumsandgunshots-i-really-enjoy-the-hell" target="_blank">zorada</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sugarplumsandgunshots.tumblr.com/post/32438394461" target="_blank">sugarplumsandgunshots</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i really enjoy the hell out of this. will’s kids.</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loy6sq2E1e1r0piqgo3_r1_250.gif"/></p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>They all look JUST like him</p> </blockquote> <p>OH MY GOD. LOL</p> </blockquote> <p>Jaden is slaying. Look at that arm lmao!!</p> </blockquote> <p>I’ve reblogged this hundreds of times lmao</p> </blockquote> <p>WILL’S KIDS</p> </blockquote> <p>Who’s that one on the right though?</p> </blockquote> <p>That’s Trey the unspoken son. </p> </blockquote>http://morphintimebitches.tumblr.com/post/49919100421http://morphintimebitches.tumblr.com/post/49919100421Wed, 08 May 2013 02:39:08 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/10b07c236f46fde1b131126e360e5d49/tumblr_mmand0spdw1qihyqzo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://morphintimebitches.tumblr.com/post/49919056820http://morphintimebitches.tumblr.com/post/49919056820Wed, 08 May 2013 02:37:53 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/53ca61171e8d33fa4961dffd97799e02/tumblr_ml7lue3L8X1qb90noo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://morphintimebitches.tumblr.com/post/49918908635http://morphintimebitches.tumblr.com/post/49918908635Wed, 08 May 2013 02:33:47 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meh6s3wD2a1qa39umo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://morphintimebitches.tumblr.com/post/49918637952http://morphintimebitches.tumblr.com/post/49918637952Wed, 08 May 2013 02:26:34 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/323174652c5e983cfc2c71721dc1f06f/tumblr_mm4b6eUaBd1qmkpwho1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://morphintimebitches.tumblr.com/post/49918504192http://morphintimebitches.tumblr.com/post/49918504192Wed, 08 May 2013 02:23:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgac0prVap1qdrgo9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://morphintimebitches.tumblr.com/post/49918441089http://morphintimebitches.tumblr.com/post/49918441089Wed, 08 May 2013 02:21:24 -0400